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How Boris Ursus Tamed the Strongest Bear in Kislev

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    @nikolaosboukouvalas449قبل 10 أشهر Lorewise it gets even crazier: A pack of wolves appears midfight and tries to take down the tired bear. Boris defends the bear, gets seriously wounded id="hidden1" class="buttons"> at which point the bear decided Boris is a pretty cool dude, carries him back to Kislev to be treated and remains as his mount and companion. ....وسعت 579
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    @tresmol3103قبل 10 أشهر It's really impressive that Tarriff exactly knows how Slavic People Communicate 397
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    @TheWarmachine375قبل 10 أشهر Boris and the Strongest Polar Bear: uses broken bottles as swords
    Obi-Wan Kenobi: "So uncivilized."
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    @jakb8401قبل 10 أشهر Katarin in the distance: "Stop shouting dad!" 8
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    @christopherg2347قبل 10 أشهر No wonder the bear lost - he tried to use a soft drink against hard liquor! 22
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    @bigsmoke4385قبل 10 أشهر In Kislev, the polar bear doesn't hunt you, you hunt the polar bear. 93
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    @user-lk7lr3te3rقبل 10 أشهر I want to imagine that this always happens in campaign when Boris unlocks Urskin 134
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    @FreedomFighterExقبل 10 أشهر This man one day woke up and be like "I'll square up with a polar bear and make it my bitch." is an energy I can get behind. 43
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    @TheWarmachine375قبل 10 أشهر Boris Bokha: "Go to Horny Jail!" bonks the Polar Bear 10
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    @The_Great_Eyeقبل 10 أشهر I’m so glad Tariff also thinks of the coca-cola bear with Boris 29
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    @TheWarmachine375قبل 10 أشهر Boris Bokha - the father of Tzarina Katarin and he is not impressed with Prince Yuri who became Daniel of Chaos. 62
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    @snorlax3213قبل 10 أشهر I love Tarriff's Warhammer Universe more than Warhammer3 itself 67
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    @MrLolguy93قبل 10 أشهر Soviet Winnie the Pooh, but instead of Honey, it's Blood 13
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    @hjluke4807قبل 10 أشهر Those are some strong bottles, not gonna lie. 6
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    @MiguelSanchezDelVillarقبل 10 أشهر And then they had a jolly cooperation against sone foul wolves, truly a bromance 15
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    @MarkD5678قبل 10 أشهر Blessed is this golden age of Kislevposting. 6
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    @Xelatheshepقبل 10 أشهر What we don't see is that midfight a pack of wolves came and drank whiskey before breaking the bottles and joined in the fight. Some whisper that they id="hidden2" class="buttons"> all ran in fear when a dishevelled old man walked near, muttering one drop of god blood. ....وسعت 11
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    @jackjones2454قبل 10 أشهر I demmand “Kislev Bottle Fencing” to be added to the olympic’s list of sports. 3
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    @80ruta89قبل 10 أشهر As a slavic person I confirm, this is how we tame bears 11
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    @reasordante1649قبل 10 أشهر In Kislev, there are no half measures. You either "FAOLOW DEH BEAR!" Or you do not. And sometimes in Kislev you just have to prove said devotion id="hidden3" class="buttons"> by throwing down with a colossal bear with a broken bottle from time to time. ....وسعت 5
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    @DarthBodyaقبل 10 أشهر Ah yes the old Coca Cola commercial with polar bear, childhood nostalgia. 2
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    @rafsr7941قبل 10 أشهر Morality: Vodka Always win against Coca-Cola 6
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    @TotalIndifference4قبل 10 أشهر Poor bear just wanted to sled with Santa. 2
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    @michasalamon8315قبل 10 أشهر Fun fact, in some countries, for example Poland, the broken bottle used to fight is called Tulip, yes exactly like the flower. Its because of its shape. id="hidden4" class="buttons">
    Edit. Its a traiditional sign of affection to give your belowed woman an entire buque of tulips, but because of cultural misunderstanding some men give a handful of broken bottles instead of flowers. What usually results in the men getting understandably hit over the head with said bottles.
    ....وسعت 16
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    @AxtonLennox111قبل 10 أشهر The best Coca-Cola and vodka ad I've ever seen 3
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    @albertlofling7310قبل 10 أشهر I love how it doesnt make clink sounds but rather crash sounds despite the bottles not breaking on impact 1
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    @magdal6006قبل 10 أشهر And then they stabbed every wolf in the area and went for Archaon 4
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    @Scientist118قبل 10 أشهر Kislev is just Life of Boris in a nutshell. 2
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    @Z-1991قبل 10 أشهر Just yesterday i unlocked Urskin in my Boris campaign and the game, mysteriously, got like freezed for some seconds while i was passing the turn on which id="hidden5" class="buttons"> it got unlocked.
    I'm pretty sure this is what happened on that mysterious long turn.
    ....وسعت 9
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    @Fri3ndlyF1reقبل 10 أشهر I thought they were going to mix the vodka and cola and get a great drink, but expectations subverted i guess 2
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    @buckleyourpants6509قبل 10 أشهر Cola makes you fold,Vodka makes you bold. 1
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    @AberrantChibiقبل 10 أشهر Oh, I would've figured he would've wrestled it like Zangief. 1
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    @eduardopernaut3908قبل 10 أشهر Now I need a video in which Boris Todbringer and Tzar Boris meet and communicate with 'AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH' 2
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    @DarthEnderXقبل 10 أشهر They should have combined their beverages. 2
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    @marcinpolقبل 10 أشهر The best/worst part is, that's 100% lore canon 2
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    @AgroAskobaroقبل 10 أشهر As a resident of Russia (Kislev), I can confirm that this is a normal Friday evening. 29
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    @conmitaقبل 10 أشهر Does Boris help the bear up and offer him a coke? Just like those old commercials? 1
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    @YouCaughtCzarsقبل 10 أشهر This might be the hardest I've laughed at a Tarriff video, which is impressive, because they're all delightful. 1
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    @molybdaen11قبل 10 أشهر Forget the bear - I want to know who made this bottles. 1
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    @khornymen7611قبل 10 أشهر Thank God Kislev was based on Russia, because it makes it even funnier. 3
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    @Legend-pi2cdقبل 10 أشهر love it i fucking love this. how are you able to keep suprisisng me with content like this. you have my respect bro. keep at it. 4
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    @voodooozo3755قبل 10 أشهر Untrue, the bear was drinking cola isntead of kvass. 2
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    @inductivegrunt94قبل 10 أشهر Yeah, this is pretty much how it happened in lore. After this a pack of wolves would show up to try and kill the tired bear and Boris would defend it, id="hidden6" class="buttons"> sustaining wounds while fighting, until the wolves were driven off and both Boris and the bear remained. And the rest is pretty much history, that's how Boris got Urskin the bear as his companion. ....وسعت 2
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    @ZetsubouGintamaقبل 10 أشهر I expected Boris to do a piledriver on bear like Zangief. 1
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    @alansmith19890قبل 10 أشهر I was half-expecting a slavic dance off.
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    @Mrsoldier847قبل 10 أشهر You forgot the part when Archeon shows up and gets shanked by both the bear and Boris.
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    @BlackEyeGamesقبل 10 أشهر Nice video why does this remind me of two danceing bears? 1
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    @mattthekiller9129قبل 10 أشهر That's exactly what we need to defeat chaos: more broken bottles
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    @friendlyspacedragon7250قبل 10 أشهر This is different from the Pokemon I remember watching. 1
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    @tigertankererقبل 10 أشهر Virgin Nagarond cola vs chad Kislev vodka. 1
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    @RevenantRantsقبل 10 أشهر Forgot the part where they Urskan and Boris team up right after because wolves.
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    @greasusgoldtooth365قبل 10 أشهر Bahahahahah cocabears i even remember all the commercials, now we need a pelush cocabear toy branded by kislev.
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    @alricmalicorne321قبل 10 أشهر What's the joke? It's extremely lore accurate. 1
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    @Diresilenceقبل 10 أشهر funny thing is, this actually downplays what actually happened between the two. It gets wilder as it goes on
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    @torquevonthorne948قبل 10 أشهر . and I though you last Kostaltyn video was your best for this year. 1
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    @Juliobatteur5yearsقبل 10 أشهر Just like in real life, shout your lungs at the bear as long as you can and you'll tame him/her (Please dont do that for F sake)
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    @zaelgarviel9766قبل 10 أشهر This word would be very boring without that kind of content 4
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    @vlastadufekقبل 10 أشهر Huh not surprising that Boris won .
    Russians make those vodka bottles extra sturdy so customers wont break them so easily + its bigger bottle than cola :)
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    @knighttemplaroftentacult7123قبل 10 أشهر That is fake news. They were fighting each other for a long time and then the bunch of gopnik style wolves should appear, and Boris shows them who's the daddy in that part of Kislev. 1
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    @Juria1987قبل 10 أشهر I mean there were more wolves involved but yeah.that's about right.
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    @joaquinjimenezbecerra5444قبل 10 أشهر A Russian a bear and tariff enter into a bar.
    This video exit.
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    @igorsh4318قبل 10 أشهر ММММММ санкционная Кока-Кола. Ясно за что медведь выхватил. KISLEV! 1
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    @tarkatantapir7287قبل 10 أشهر Bear
    Monstrous Unit
    Tired
    Unit Losing Decisively
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    @necfreon6259قبل 10 أشهر A Diet Coke bear hell yes I love that beast already
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    @legiongames4188قبل 10 أشهر Okay abit off topic but since there is ice elemental bears shouldn't there be fire bears to. 1
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    @mullerpotgieterقبل 10 أشهر Silly bear. Nobody did anything crazy after drinking too much coke
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    @Laughing_Godقبل 10 أشهر All seems right except, everyone knows they only drink Pepsi. 1
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    @Cirex9000قبل 10 أشهر What isn't shown is th e ending, where they exchange drinks.
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    @user-pd7vk2ve3uقبل 10 أشهر aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!